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We throw so much information at the jury that they walk into the deliberation room with one overwhelming feeling… doubt.

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyclonemetal:

"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"

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getyourtongueoutofthat:

Do you think there was ever a split second when they thought.  ”You know… maybe we shouldn’t”

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mrekoooo:

lost appreciation week: day 5: favorite quotes 

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skrippers:

hiphop-community:

Childish Gambino

Donald Glover

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500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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